taylorsvift:

i feel sorry for the teenagers in 2300 who need to study more history than we already need to

nahshaw:

yo where can i download a 30 day free trial of being dead?

And now I’m bloated as fuck. I’m wearing a black wife-beater and I still look like a fat cow. I need to kill myself.

ca-lb:

thedingledodies:

milktree:

you can pretend like I dont exist but I still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum

i need this printed on a t-shirt

Probably the 100th time I’ve reblogged this.

This is probably going down as the worse paper I have ever written in my college paper history.